überbabes, unite

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This is the sort-of-secret internet headquarters for the worldwide überbabe army, both earthly and interdimensional.* Or to put it another way, “überbabes, unite!” I think we said that already.

You can:

  • create and manage your überbabe persona
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Uberbabe Front Page
 
You can also access the official gospels of überbabe, otherwise known as the lost memory of everything [or something]. Or you can create the gospels of überbabe, according to you.

What is an überbabe? Study this for a few simple rules. (Yo, dirty old man with the Budweiser beer pants – an überbabe isn’t you.)

*The super secret überbabe lair, accessible via the Disco Platform Starship, is only visible at twilight, or when Earl the Floating Afro appears in your head and says “listen to the disco ball”. Word. To the lover-brother.